When I was in college, one of the first things that everyone eventually asked was: "Where do you come from??" or "Where do you live??"

When I told one of my new friends where I was from ...he was interested in visiting.  

So, I invited him.                                

I was about to show him where I grew up ...my parent's home.

Of course, I had to tell my parents ...so, I wouldn't make it look like a surprise invasion.

What did my parents do ...when I told them??

They got busy cleaning the house.